Dec
Top Ten Resolutions for the 2007
Everyone seems to make a list for the up and coming new year, and this year will probably be no different! It seems that waiting until the new year comes is a good excuse to put off what you could be doing - or not doing, right now! It’s the same as saying “Monday I start me diet” or, “Just one more pack of cigarettes and I quit!”
So, here are my resolutions, for good or ill, to work on for 2007:
10. To figure out what “resolution” means in the first place…
9. To start my workout routine and get that gym membership! Right after my nap…
8. Quit smoking (see number 9….number 9, number 9, number 9….ok, so you have to be a Beatles fan to get that)
Disclaimer: number 9 resolution is null and void if number 8 doesn’t happen.
7. Stop procrastinating and…nevermind, I’ll finish this later…
6. Get treatment for ADD and…oh a flower!…gotta clean the…oh yeah, need to check my e-mail…..oh a flower!
5. Ok, no, really, I am going to quit smoking (takes a drag)
4. Stop flirting so much….hey, look at that cute blogger over there…
3. Stop eating Taco Bell (runs for the border)
2. Get my yearly shower out of the way…the flies are getting out of hand.
and the number one New Years Resolution!
1. Stop making New Years Resolutions! I need a cigarette…..
